Ellwood City Women's and Men's
Pool Leagues





Ladies: if possible, please text final scores and any info you want to share about your game to Lori. While texting is preferred, if you have to call, she is still happy to hear from you! Good luck to all!
And then there are SECOND thoughts:
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.  Anonymous
In memory ...
... November 5, 2009
Dedicated to those lost at Fort Hood: Evening Falls - Enya
Lol! If you've come this far down - you've hit the bottom! Good day to all. Have a safe one!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Anonymous
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies!
Sports do not build character.
They reveal it. Anonymous

What a difference 700 miles can make, eh? (below)
Birds do it, bees do it, even beat up lil mailboxes do it! >>>
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896)




June 22, 1942 - March 13, 2010

"You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be." Lou Holtz
Volunteering service to our nation is a big sacrifice, an unselfish sacrifice. We would be honored to have ANY service member added to your website. It's a small tribute in the scheme of things, but I know they appreciate being thought of. Please submit a message and contact info to the comments page and the moderator will contact you for pictures and info.Thanks.
Hooray! Lori's computer is up
and running!








Women's stats and scores are now on her page!

Your ol' computer works hard for you.



Keep
it healthy with regular defrag and disk cleanup.

1/23/29 to 2/27/08




Ok, now seriously ... how many of you CAN relate to this picture below?!?!?
(snicker) Yeah ... me too!

Please understand that whatever browser you use, your page might look a little goofy! WHY!?!? We have no idea! IT LOOKS GREAT IN THE SITE WE USE TO CREATE IT! WE are NOT adusting for IE. This site is better viewed in Mozilla or Chrome.

President: Karen Lemanski
Vice president: Beth Fox-Kerry
Secretary: Lori Coulter
Treasurer: Joyce Kraynak
724-674-9829
724-944-7582
724-544-8896
724-758-6703
2014-2015
Season!!


Womens Pool League Play-offs Schedule
April 17, 2013
Start time: 7:30pm with minimum of 6 players. 8 players by 7:45pm. No add-ons after 8pm.

Today ... right now ... another beautiful day ... about 16 women began their day as home-makers, wives, girlfriends, employees, owners, Moms, friends ... and around 6:30pm they'll start taking on a different posture: (non lethal) gladiator-like ... at 7:30pm tonight the sound of balls snicking against one another ... cue up your mental music: Eye of the Tiger, Theme from JAWS, long drawn out drum roll ... this is it! Be at Hazel Manor tonight for the final showdown! Breaker's vs Hazel Manor ... all the teams in the league are great teams! But only two can end up here, on this night, and only one will get that last 8-ball ...

Good luck to both
teams!!

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

 This page is BEST VIEWED in Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome. Nuts to IE. All browsers are NOT created equal! ... c'est la vie, ma chérie.
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Gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart
To a customer, service
To every child, a good example
To yourself, respect
To all ... charity and love​
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Ha! It helps when one hits the SAVE icon after working on this page! Then you'd have seen the following info a LOT sooner!!
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As you know by now, the winners of the All Star Tournament were as follows:
Cheryl Mihalko - My House
Lori Coulter - Hazel Manor
Lacey McElwain - Keystone

There were 103 entries this year for a begining total of $204.00.

The 50-50 proceeds taken in added another $156.00 to the pot for a grand total of $360.00! This was divided 50%, 30%, 20% and with that formula, the payout was $180.00 to 1st place, $108.00 to 2nd place, and $72.00 to 3rd place.

Congratulations to Cheryl, Lori and Lacy for some awesome shooting!!

No matter HOW big and BAD you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of HOARDERS and think, "WOW! My house looks great!"
(borrowed from a friend and added to a little bit)
Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's and like-a-Mom(s)! Also the Dad's that step up and become both Mom and Dad for their kids! Have a great day everyone!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Written/sung by Zach Sobiech
(5/3/95-5/20/13) for his girlfriend
Moose
Breaker's
Pour House
Ranch
Keystone 2
PWE
Double Dealin'
Saxon Club
1. Divide 50 by half and add 20.

2. Can you find the odd one out - "Stun", "Ton", "Evil", "Letter", "Mood", "Bad", "Snap", "Straw"?

3. FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Count the words in the above sentence. Now count the Fs in the above sentence. Add the number of words with the number of "Fs". What do you get?
HEY!! This spot is sittin' here empty just waitin' for YOU and an activity you want to share! Pool tournaments! Anything you'd like to invite anyone to and or share! Happenings! We need happenings!!
I know THE MODERATOR is ready for THIS info!!!! Here we go!! Ah, the BOLD PRINT!
Start date for the 2014-2015 WPL is October 7th! The start time is 7pm.
Your rosters, member names (legibly written, please), and dues of $10 each are due September 30th at the Hazel Manor between the hours of 7pm and 8pm. PLEASE be timely and prompt with your info and money that evening. You will receive your cue ball, receipt and rules at this time. ALSO!!! If you would like pool page updates sent to your email, please give an address.
We have several teams in need of players:
Double Dealin' 2: contact Susan at 412-908-1177
The Ranch: contact Sherry at 724-714-4625 or stop in at The Ranch
The Paramount: contact DeeDee at 724-544-9153
The Moose: contact Patty at 724-758-3840

Our first half ends January 6, 2015 and our second half begins January 13, 2015
Second half new member dues are to be paid by January 13, 2015 along with your second half sponsor fee of $50 BEFORE YOUR MATCH. Location to be announced at a later time.
Lori will figure out the divisions to be announced before the start of the new season and the first weeks schedule will be posted on here the week before our first matches.
Now the FINE PRINT ... aw heck, there IS no fine print!!
We will have a Thanksgiving break and a two week break for Christmas and New Years.
16 teams!!! Yes!!
The new teams are followed with *:
Breaker's
Polish White eagles
Hog Wild
Paramount (NEEDS PLAYERS)
Saxon Club
Hazel Manor
Moose (NEEDS PLAYERS)
Ranch (NEEDS PLAYERS)
West End
Shelby*
Double Dealin'1
Double Dealin' 2* (NEEDS PLAYERS)
Keystone 1
Keystone 2
Pagley's Pourhouse 1
Pagley's Pourhouse 2*
Welcome back for another rousing, ball-busting season!!



@ Keystone
@ Paramount
@ DD Originals
@ Shelby
@ West End
@ Hog Wild
@ Pour House 2
@ Hazel Manor
Welcome back to the
ECWP 2014-2015 season!
Rack 'em up! And do it at 7pm!
December 16, 2014










Please note that Double Dealin' 2 is now called Double Dealin' Originals - DD Originals
What do you see?
Look at the middle of the picture. Allow your eyes to relax. Dont try to seriously focus on any part of the picture ... just stare at the middle and relax. After you 'get' the picture, you can move your eyes around to see the whole box.
"A" Division
Breaker's
Ranch
Moose
Keystone
Pour House
Paramount
Shelby
DD Originals
"B" Division
Hazel Manor
PWE
Keystone 2
Pour House 2
Hog WIld
West End
Saxon Club
Double Dealin'
MEN!!
There will be a captain's meeting Monday, 12-15-14, at Shelby bar 7:30. Bring 2nd half dues and rosters.
WHAT: HOLIDAY POOL TOURNAMENT

WHERE: WEISZ'S HAZEL MANOR

WHEN: SUNDAY, 12/28/2014 AT 1 P.M.

Partners, 8-ball, double-elimination, male or female. $20.00 per team

Come out and shoot some pool during the holiday break!

Prizes! Fun! Hope to see you there!

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries which at the bottom says "toy not included".
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Recently it has been brought to our attention that there is some confusion as to the rules when breaking. The rules as stated are vague and confusing, so we will try to clarify them here:

If you make a ball on the break, that is your ball.

If you make 1 of each or more, then you can choose. The table remains open until a legal shot is made without scratching.

If you make a ball on the break and scratch, the table is still open. The table remains open until a legal shot is made without scratching.

Hope this helps. If any question, give Karen a call. Thanks